Sunday, December 5, 2010

Oh the weather outside is frightful....

"but my significant other is so delightful 
and since we no place to go 
let it snow let it snow so we can cuddle... 
When we finally kiss goodnight, 
how I'll hate going out in the storm, 
but if you really hold me tight 
all the way home I'll be warm"


Okay so I may have changed the words slightly, but I feel like this might be the secret winter theme song of BYU. Normally if you wander around campus you see cute little couples holding hands, awkward couple walking/hugging retardedly, babies... BYU is just an odd place with an ridiculous amount of couples and other weird things. But for some weird reason, still unknown to me, when it starts getting cold you see more and more couples... an abnormal amount of couples. They just start popping out of the ground like daises. [10 points for anyone who knows what movie that is from] It's like everyone starts thinking, "Crap, its cold outside. My coat isn't cutting it. I need a beautiful someone to keep me warm." 


Speaking of couples, the other day I was in the library. The library is an interesting place to be. It is like a love-hate relationship. You love the library because it actually makes you study and get things done, but on the the other hand you hate the library because you actually have to get things done. You love the library because you can check out books and read, you hate the library when you have to check out books for a research project or even worse when you want to check out a book for when you have some free time, but you know that is never going to happen. The library is a great place to people watch. There are so crazy people in it, like the girl wearing all hot pink everything, and there are cute boys that are diligently studying. Now when I really need to get something done, I'll go hid in the science section. It's in a corner of the library, where they play classical music and only the nerds go to study. That's probably why I like it so much because I know that I can go there with minimal distractions and get stuff done. So anyways I'm studying for about a half hour or so and there is this couple that walks in and sits at the table right in front of me. I look up really fast then get back to work. Then I hear this giggling, and whispering which would be fine in ANY other part of the library but that particular place not okay. So they catch my attention so I just start staring at them, don't worry they were to enamored with each other to even notice. I'm guessing they have probably been married less than 6 months. During the 5 minutes I was staring at them with a dumbfounded look on my face, they kissed like 10 times.... 9 too many for the part of the library we were in. 


Okay so it's nice to have a significant other to love and be totally infatuated with but please remember that although the majority of me is so very happy for you the other part of me wants to throw something at you and tell you leave my line of sight before I get really angry. Another part of me wants to remind you what part of the library you are in and the last part of me wants to ask why you even study together. It is very apparently that you are not studying when you are making googley eyes at each other, playing with each others hair etc. So I have a solution, just study separately, that way you can get your stuff done in a timely manner and then you can go home, away from me and be all lovey dovey. 

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