Justinisms

While driving back to Las Vegas from San Francisco, I learned many new things. The most important being that Justin is the funniest driver ever! He said hilarious things.

"We're not in kindergarden anymore; adults don't share!"- A car was behind Justin and wouldn't turn off his brights. It turned into a war.

"If you want people to drive civilly stick daggers in the steering wheel"- A car was behind Justin and wouldn't turn off his brights. It turned into a war.

"Ford Focus- I'm focusing on my Ford"

"American keep getting fatter and our cars are getting bigger and so are our houses"- Discussing SUV's

"Google is an all-knowing oracle"- When mom looked up the traffic report for us

"Yukon- an entire territory"- Making the connection that every SUV is named for something expeditious. Ex: Yukon, Expedition, Liberty, Suburban...