How Not To Get the Man of Your Dreams

1. The man of your dreams is perfect. If he had any other name it would be Prince Charming. Unfortunately this isn't Cinderella or any other disney fairy tale so the likelihood of getting Prince Charming is pretty much non-existent.

2. Being study buddies with the man of your dreams does not help any situation. Firstly, the man of your dreams only sees the scholarly, nerdy serious side of you and not the fun, crazy insane part of you because you are studying. Secondly, it puts a damper on being courageous. You could possibly make things awkward and plan something to do outside of studying but there is the high possibility that he'll say no and then you've ruined a perfectly good study buddy. Not only will you be heartbroken, but you will also fail.

3. Before you're completely smitten by the man of your dreams, make plans to be across the world in 4 months then you meet the man of your dreams. Before you even have a chance to light a spark it is doused, with buckets of water when he finds out that you'll be in a different country. So then it is up to chance. Either he'll pull out the blow dyer and allow a spark to light something, or the more probable choice will occur.... nothing. Or better yet he'll be married when you get back because he is Prince Charming.

4. The man of your dreams is insanely busy. I don't really think this one needs an explanation except that wooing takes time and without time nothing.

5. Have no game... ever. This occurs when you say stupid, random things that aren't smooth whatsoever. Ex: "I really like your apartment..." "Well maybe you should come over more often."

6. You overanalyze everything. Basically you already know that the probability of something actually occurring is very very close to zero yet you still think the man of your dreams could possibly maybe like you. You are just over thinking it, and setting your heart up for some breaking.

7. The man of your dreams is also the man of every other girl's dreams. That's what happens when the man of your dreams is Prince Charming and practically perfect in every way.