Saturday, December 11, 2010

Dear Middle East...

Specifically Israel, Egypt and Jordan,

Can you please pull yourselves together? Please?!?! I will arrive in approximately 23 days, and I would really like it if everyone acted diplomatic while I was there. Egypt, ummmm, please stop being ridiculous. I know that there have been shark attacks, but I'm almost certain Israel did not tell the sharkies to attack. So stop blaming them. Israel and Palestine I know you LOATH each other, but talking can be nice sometimes, be political... it's your jobs and if you could refrain from killing each other that would be great too. Jordan you are on my good list currently. Good work. Keep it up.

Love, Emily

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